There is only one uncle. He is dead, and he is called Jimmy. For weddings, wakes, and awkward holidays, we'll send him over to sit at the head of the table, carve something, and tell you how he'd have done it differently.
No deposit required. Jimmy may take 4–6 days to arrive. We are not responsible for anything he says at the table.
One uncle, one phone call, and a family gathering that finally has the uncle-shaped hole filled back in.
Wedding, wake, or awkward Christmas? Give us the date, the address, and the list of topics absolutely forbidden at the table.
A few days later Jimmy arrives by hearse, fully dressed, faintly cologned, and ready to call you “champ” for reasons he will not explain.
He carves. He naps. He tells the brisket story twice. When the day is done, he heads back to the family plot until you need him again.
There is only one uncle, and he is always called Jimmy. He comes in six moods — every one of them named Jimmy — each freshly pressed, lightly embalmed, and rated by how much of a scene he is likely to make.
Billed per haunting. Cancel anytime, though the uncle may linger.
"Our Thanksgiving had a real uncle-shaped gap. Jimmy filled it in 38 minutes. He carved, he sighed, he criticized my parking. Felt just like home."
"We rented Jimmy for the political tension at our wedding. He delivered. We sent him home in a taxi just before the toast, and he understood completely."
"Jimmy never quite left after Christmas and now lives in my garage. The company says this happens sometimes. Lovely man, though. Four stars."
Rent one in minutes. No funeral required, no awkward eulogy, no leftovers to take home.
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